Sunday 14 September 2014

Is It Time To Panic Yet?

It's 28 kilometers from Pliego to Archena.  The trip there should take about 30 minutes.  Margarita, our niece was dancing at ten that night and we were meeting the family to watch the show.  We'd wanted to see her perform for a long time.  She started on her flamenco career when she was just a child and had turned professional, so we were both thrilled that she and her troupe would be performing in a town close to us. Since said town was reputed to be charming, we decided to leave Pliego early so we'd have the chance to explore a bit before the event.

At 8 p.m. we hopped in the car for the short jaunt to Archena.  All was well until we hit the detour. This was no ordinary detour, at least not according to Canadian standards. This was 'A DETOUR'. It traversed a desolate landscape....barren countryside, untouched by rain for months on end. There were no cars, no houses, absolutely no signs of life. The road wound through small hills where vegetation was almost nonexistent.  It was eerie but at the same time strangely beautiful. The road was long!  Very, very long. At times we were convinced that we were lost and frightened ourselves by imagining we might drive forever in this strange, desert-like world of endless ups and downs. We drove and drove and drove some more. Beginning to despair. Finally, at 9:20 we saw a few houses and a sign that read 'Archena 25 kilometres'. How was that possible? It was originally 28 kilometres from our village, and after driving almost an hour and a half, it was another 25 kilometres? What kind of detour was that? Things were not turning out as we'd planned and we were starting to worry. The family was waiting for us and we were running late. We'd assumed we'd be able to cover the distance in half an hour, but we were learning not to take anything for granted on this trip.


A small village appeared in the distance. We could see a lot of activity on the main street but couldn't make out what was happening.  As we approached, we found that the road was blocked because of a village festival.  A parade was making its way down the main drag and that of course meant we couldn't go straight through the town.  Another detour.  It was just too much.  We looked at each other, completely overwhelmed by the circumstances and did what anyone would do in the situation...we burst out laughing.  Everything was conspiring against us.  It was just so ludicrous.  Our chuckles turned into loud guffaws.  I snorted unintentionally causing J.P.'s shoulders to shake as he howled with laughter. A police officer was allowing cars one at a time through a barricade, to protect the masses of pedestrians. Painfully, slowly, we inched forward, stomachs aching from belly laughs, tears streaming down our cheeks, giggling all the way.  At long last, we made it through the barrier.....and floored it.  


9:55!  Archena!  We made it with five minutes to spare! Park the car! Run!  Hearts pounding we arrived at the venue and took our seats with Francine and Martin, Maggie's proud parents, and made our excuses. The setting was breathtaking. 
Our hearts calmed, our breathing slowed. We were in a beautiful courtyard. Around us, romantic lighting; above us, tall palms, and in the black sky, a perfectly full moon. The air was balmy and warm; the voices hushed.  

In front of us the performers, two dancers and three guitarists (one a woman who also sang splendidly).  Oh, the music, oh, the dancing. Astonishing, sensational, jaw-dropping.  There is nothing like flamenco well done.  The strength, the control, the fluidity. The passion of the performance overwhelmed me. I looked at Margarita with new eyes and saw that the years of training and her natural talent had conspired to produce a sensational dancer. The combination of the music, the singing and the dancing was perfect and at times I found myself holding my breath.  

Nature however, was calling and even though I wanted to sit there and watch, I desperately needed to visit the W.C. Reluctantly I made my way through the courtyard into the lobby of the charming, old hotel and began my search.  I found it at last but had to wait in a short line.  Finally, it was my turn.  I tugged at the heavy antique, wooden door, went inside and tried to lock it. The bolt wouldn't go into the slot, so I pushed the door open again, and tried to slide the lock to see if it worked. It did. Closing the door, I shoved the bolt....hard. Mission accomplished. The dimly-lit bathroom was hot and stuffy and smelled like someone had smoked multiple cigarettes inside.  "That's okay.  I'll be out of here in a minute," I thought. Finishing my business, I washed my hands and went to open the door. The lock was jammed.  I wrestled with it for half a minute, but it didn't budge. Hot, so hot in there.  I called out, "Hay alguien?" (Is anyone there?) "Hola?" No answer.  "Hola?  Hay alguien? Hola?" Nothing. Everyone was obviously outside watching the performance. I was alone in the semi-darkness. Starting to sweat, heart pounding, I said a quick prayer. "Father, help me please. Get me out of here, please!"  I struggled with the lock again, all the time calling out for help, but there was no one and it was impossible to undo the lock. Praying and praying, sweat running down my back, I jerked the lock again and again, to no avail.  "Okay, don't panic. Calm down. Take a breath and look around to see if there's anything that will help open door."  I turned and for the first time, noticed two long cupboard-like doors set into the bathroom wall.  It looked like they could be opened. Maybe there was something in there that could help in my escape! I turned the small handles, opened the doors and stared. What I saw made no sense. I blinked. There was another wall behind the cupboard doors! Panic set in again. This was a nightmare come to life! But wait. There were more handles set into the wall. Desperately, I turned them and behind there was a HUGE WINDOW! It was up fairly high on the wall, but completely open! Hallelujah! Thank you, Lord! I stretched my legs as high as I could, up and over the sill...I did it!  I made it; the fresh air a gift like none other.


Thursday 20 February 2014

Chocolate Milk? No?

I was addicted to Greek yogurt and chocolate milk.  On this particular day,  I was, for the third day in a row, craving chocolate milk.  Don't scoff.  In those days, these were both made from goat milk and if you hadn't tried Greek yogurt and chocolate milk, you hadn't lived! 

Smaro, my dear friend, decided that it was time for me to soar on my own. I had been living with her for a week and she was getting tired of always having to translate for me. "You have to try. You know enough Greek words now that you can go to the store alone. They'll understand you!"  "But, Smaro.  I can't. I just can't. Please come with me." My pleas fell on deaf ears. "No," insisted Smaro, "I won't go. You go. You'll be fine."  

The desire for the creamy, rich chocolate beverage outweighed my trepidation and off I went to the corner store. The owner was seated behind the display case which held containers of yogurt and trays of baklava and galaktoboureko....but none of the coveted chocolate milk.  He'd had chocolate milk every other day that week...to this my expanding stomach could attest.  Perhaps it was in the back room and he hadn't put it out yet? Nervously, in my best Greek, I asked, "Echete sokolatoucho gala?" (Do you have chocolate milk?) The man looked at me, opened his eyes wide, then raised and lowered his eyebrows once.  I stared at him and waited patiently for him to answer.  HUH?  No response.  Maybe he hadn't understood my accent? Again, this time much slower, I repeated, "E che te so ko la tou cho ga la?"  His chin jerked upwards, accompanied by the eyebrow raise.  He lowered his head quickly and looked at me once again. What the heck?  Maybe he was hard of hearing?  I tried again, but this time I raised my voice to be sure he could hear what I was saying. "E CHE TE SO KO LA TOU CHO GA LA?"  Nary a word passed his lips; he just repeated the same gesture, but this time he pursed his lips and clicked his tongue once on the roof of his mouth.  The man must be crazy!  What the heck is he doing, clicking his tongue, lifting his eyebrows.  Why won't he answer me? One last time....one last try.....louder and slower than before...."E   CHE   TE   SO   KO   LA  TOU   CHO GA LA?"  His eyes hardened, he gave me 'a look'....bent his right arm, threw his hand up and back, lifted his head violently, raised his eyebrows four or five times, and clicked his tongue over and over again. Panicking, I ran out of the store, back to Smaro's apartment.  

"Pou einai i sokolatoucho gala," (Where is the chocolate milk?) she asked when I returned empty-handed.  In my terrible Greek and with head, eyebrow, tongue and hand gestures, I tried to explain what had transpired and how frightened I'd been. When I had finished, Smaro looked at me and burst out laughing. "What? What's so funny?  Why are you laughing?"  She tried several times to explain, but each time she was overcome by throaty giggles.  She laughed until her stomach hurt. Holding her sides, tears streaming down her cheeks she finally managed to gasp, "Those are all ways we say 'NO' in Greek!"